All Ritmo? It’s newmo to me

All Ritmo Cancun Waterpark
All Ritmo Cancun Waterpark

Ok….so maybe I don’t know everything about beach resorts.

But I have sand in places that I can’t seem to get out.

Was crushing a Bloody and catching up on Travelzoo’s latest when I ran across All Ritmo in Cancun.

Sooo…since I am a sucker for Waterparks, I just had to find out what all the fuss was about.

I found that All Ritmo not only has big playtoys – but some amazing prices…..  Junior suites for like 2 Benjamins a night,

and a deposit of $50 for a weeks stay……So all you ADHD’s that can’t decide can lock in rooms for less than a trip to Starbucks.

And their CFAR (Cancel for any reason insurance) was like $35 – and included trippus interruptus and medical.

Jake can’t vouch for the place…..have never been there……

But I am always looking to get all my wives and kids together for some bonding.

Will keep the sand warm for you……..

:-0)  Jake

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Jake Johnson is a full-time travel bum, who prefers warm climates where the women wear less clothing. We've tried to teach him things like manners and diplomacy, but we've given up and simply rely on our editors to remove the most offensive bits from his articles. We take no responsibility for his inane ramblings opinions - they are his own.

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