Excellence Oyster Bay, Jamaica – tis irie mon’

Posted: August 19, 2018 Jake Johnson News
Excellence Oyster Bay Breaking Ground

Yeah Mon’

After much wailing and gnashing of teeth, Excellence Oyster Bay opened in Oyster Bay, Jamaica!

They have their own peninsula with a rockin’ beach……

Excellence Oyster Bay, Jamaica - Beach View
Excellence Oyster Bay, Jamaica – Beach View

 

And if you’re comin’ in hot’ on a rented Jetski, here is what you will see.

Excellence Oyster Bay, Jamaica - Beach View
Excellence Oyster Bay, Jamaica – Beach View

 

No lack of beach or swim-able water…….

Or lack of weed now that Ganja Reform has gone into effect.

So get ready to pack up your speedo and head to Paradise……

Tings tis irie mon’

~Jake

keepen da sand warm fer ya mon’

Continue Reading at: Grupo Excellence Press Release - "Opening date set for mid-2018 - Great Beach"

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