10 Reasons to NOT go to an All Inclusive

It might just be two weeks annual vacation, but we’re all intrepid travelers at heart. Thinking of having it all laid out for you instead on an All Inclusive? No way, think again…

That coveted time away with your family, or as a solo traveler is precious. We all work hard, and that stashed cash should be wisely spent. But, if you’re considering All Inclusive for your fortnight away, then consider the pitfalls. We have ten great reasons to NEVER book All Inclusive, do you agree with them?

1. Location, location…

Imagine opening a brochure or website dedicated to All Inclusive travel. Idyllic accommodation, framed by swathes of white sand and turquoise ocean. All Inclusive resorts tend to be situated in destinations resembling scenes from a 007 movie set, like jewels on a sparkling coastline. Now who needs that sort of nonsense?

2. This way, Sir

Imagine tailored flights and comfortable transfers, all included in the price. A worry-free way to arrive, knowing your travel timetable is scheduled and taken care of.

“We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.” – Anais Nin

Far better to plan your own intrepid adventure and arrive in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere. That bumpy bus ride doesn’t actually start until the next morning. Taxi for the tourist, please.

3. Money talks

You love to feel the jingle of local currency in your pocket, especially when you have been ripped off at the airport exchange desk. There’s nothing quite like spending time trying to work out the cost of everything and calculating the fluctuating exchange rate, it’s a holiday favourite. Having upfront and transparent costs at an All Inclusive can’t be for real, can it? Everything included, all your food and drinks too? No, you’d rather run short and have more money wired across to you. You can work at paying it off next month, and the month after that…

4. Food for thought

You know what you like to eat, and you’re sticking to it. International cuisine and fine dining is such a risk. If you cannot pronounce it, then you’re not eating it. Although, that seafood platter does look good… No – trying little plates of new exciting taste sensations is definitely NOT for you. Steak, fries and salad at that downtown café it is. Of course it’s beef…isn’t it?

5. Child’s play

Having your kids around all day, everyday is such a pleasure. Yes, they get a bit tired and want you to sit in your hotel room with them after dusk, but that’s okay. You wanted to finish that book anyway. Amusing them all day long is such a pleasure, you didn’t really want to relax on a beach whilst a professional Nanny took them off your hands at an All Inclusive Kids Club. Anyway. they’d hate all those fun activities, learning new skills and making new friends. No, best to stick together, 24/7.

6. Centrally located

Remember the time you spent all day looking for that water park, but never did find it? It was so much fun taking seven buses and getting lost. Planning the day’s activities from foreign language brochures that contain all the best out of date information is hilarious. All Inclusive resorts have everything centrally located, it’s just a short step across the soft sand to the next activity. How boring! That’s no way to enjoy yourself, surely?

7. Living dangerously

You thrive on a bit of danger. Getting mugged makes a great dinner party story, you’ll dine out on that one for years. All Inclusive vacations are so safe it’s just silly. Security and safety are one of the top priorities, ensuring you have a worry free holiday, even in the most exotic locations. Who wants to hear about that over dessert?

8. Service with a smile

You love to experience local service, those flinty-eyed waiters are such a blast – and grumpy service – or none to speak of – is just another way of enjoying the local traits and personalities, isn’t it? A team of professionals, dedicated to your holiday enjoyment, and answering your every question with knowledgeable precision is just so predictable.

9. Expensive destinations

Some destinations are simply out of your budget range. Better to stick to those cheaper ones you’re familiar with. Apparently, All Inclusive resorts can actually allow you to visit those more celebrity-filled upmarket locations, with packages to suit your budget, but there’s no way you’re falling for that one.

10. Switching off

You get so bored where your every whim and wish is granted. On cue drinks and food, long days of pure relaxation, getting a perfect and safe tan – who needs it?

Actually, hang on, what was that link to the all-inclusive resort experts?