[Exposed] The 15 Devils who can make your All-Inclusive Vacay Suck

15 areas where your All-Inclusive Vacation can self-destruct!
15 areas where your All-Inclusive Vacation can self-destruct!

Hope for the ‘Best’ – but have a ‘Plan B’.

Are you heading for sun, sand, sex, and unlimited Dirty Monkeys?

99% of the time, everything goes smoothly and you come home with a tan, great memories, and a grin you can’t wipe off your face.

But 1% of the time the Devils are plotting against you.

In A Nutshell: Be forewarned, there are multiple devils at work trying to make your vacation suck.  Know your rights and have a Plan B.   You probably won’t need it, but if SHTF you will know what to do.

Let’s dig in:

Devil 1. You

  • Are you an expert on the resort you have chosen to spend your hard-earned money?
  • Did you do your research – carefully?
  • Things at vacation destinations can change quickly.
  • It can be as simple as the current General Manager leaves and the new GM sucks.
  • Read lots of recent reviews.

Devil 2. Who you chose to book with.

  • If you book directly with the Resort, see the section Devil 10 on Resorts below.
  • If you use an OTA (Online Travel Agency) then you have to be an expert on your chosen resort.
  • If you use a travel agent, ensure they are an expert on your resort.
  • Notice I did not say Travel Agency.  An Agency cannot be an expert.  It’s a company of people.
  • A person cannot be an expert on (everything) Travel.
  • A person cannot be an expert on every All-Inclusive Resort.
  • But – a person can be an expert on a specific Resort or Resort Chain.
  • Look for someone that specializes in your Resort – and pick their brain – it’s free.

Devil 3. The Supplier of the product that you or your Travel Agent buys through

  • OTA’s and Travel Wholesalers typically buy directly from the Resorts.
  • But OTA’s and Wholesalers work on slim margins.
  • Reputable ones are backed by publicly traded companies.
  • When Covid hit and cancels blew up – it was 3-6 months before your money was refunded.
  • That pissed A LOT of people off.
  • But, most resorts did not refund any faster, and getting through to the resort customer service in a foreign country was brutal.
  • Choose where your product is coming from carefully.

So now you have your trip set up and have made un-emotional, logical decisions on which Suppliers to use.


Let’s get into the individual components:

Devil 4. The Airport

  • Gone are the good old days of showing up for a flight with 10 minutes to spare.
  • TSA lines can be very long – although they are getting better.
  • TSA is using new technology at some airports that do not force you to take out all your electronics, fluids, and shoes off.
  • But if you show up after the time specified by your airline then they can – and will – give away your seat.
  • Covid has created stone-cold customer service staff. They are impenetrable.

Devil 5. The Airline Flight to your destination

  • Oh, what could possibly go wrong?
  • Maybe you’re on one of the 7000 flights canceled this morning.
  • Don’t stand in line – read these tips on What to do if your flight is Canceled.
  • It seems like overkill – but it’s critical you follow these steps – fast.

Devil 6. Hotel Transfers – From the Airport to the Hotel

    • Reconfirm your transfers.
    • Hopefully, you asked if the transfer company your Resort uses is owned by the resort.
  • Some transfer companies outsource their drivers….since the drivers are not employees they can have a bad attitude.
  • If your transfer company blows you off, grabbing a cab is not always easy – the airports don’t like cabs.

Devil 7. Resort Property Owner

  • They develop properties.
  • So they are really good at schmoozing investors, buying land, negotiating with the local officials, and building resorts.
  • It is also their job to choose the Resort Marketing and Resort Management Companies (sometimes they are the same company).
  • If the company they chose does not perform – they can force cost cuts which reduce your service level.
  • Watch reviews closely.

Devil 8. Resort Marketing Company

  • Their job is to keep the resort full of guests.
  • They utilize multiple marketing channels like OTA’s, Wholesalers, Direct Online Marketing, and those emails you get offering 120% off.
  • They build relationships with the retail agencies that sell the most…..
  • If you get to your room and it does not look like the picture…..you have the Resort Marketing Company to blame.

Devil 9. Resort Management Company

  • Their job is to keep you happy and ensure everything from Food Services to Entertainment to Customer issues are handled flawlessly.
  • 90% of All-Inclusive Resorts sell ‘Vacation Clubs’ aka Timeshares.
  • If you’re not having a good time – you don’t pull out your checkbook.
  • Their attitude sets the pace for everything at the resort.

Devil 10. Arriving at the Resort

  • Reconfirm your resort the day before you arrive – and print the email confirmation or send it to your phone.
  • Check-in as early as you can. Don’t arrive late…..you’ll get the scraps.
  • If you have a problem when you check-in, stay cool and let them try to work it out.
  • If what they work out is not acceptable, ask for the Front Desk Manager. There is one on duty at all times.
  • Ask them to put your issue in the Front Desk Log. So if you don’t get things resolved you can wrangle for a refund or credit.
  • We highly suggest you use your phone to tape or video the conversation so nothing can be misconstrued.
  • Be polite….until you can’t….
  • Resorts don’t like people screaming in the lobby.  Just sayin’.

Devil 11. Local Tours

  • This can be a Clusterfargen, – or no fargen at all.
  • There are a lot of moving parts here.
  • Choose a good company – the concierge can give you some assistance.
  • Go to the tour desk upon arrival – and never go right after breakfast, it’s a mob scene.
  • A lot of the Tour Desk people take a siesta once things slow down each morning so they can be hard to find until the afternoon.
  • If you make a bad decision on the tours you take, you’re F’d…so proceed with caution.

Devil 12. Check-out – Leaving the Resort

  • Watch for charges that are not yours.
  • Since it’s All-Inclusive, in most cases it will be spa treatments or a bottle of wine.
  • Just be sure there are no hidden fees. Or new fees that they try to slide by you.

Devil 13. Return Transfers

  • Be SURE you reconfirm your return airport transfers the day before you depart.
  • If it’s a good company you can use their app to reconfirm.
  • If you are using Uncle Fester’s Transfers then find a way to confirm.
  • Transfer companies sometimes outsource their rides….since those drivers are not employees, caring about you is optional.
  • Grabbing a cab to the airport if Uncle Fester is a no-show is not only expensive but you have very little recourse when you get home.
  • You will be going to the airport early..so that 5:00p flight can mean an 11:00a transfer.
  • Don’t expect to get another day at the resort by booking late flights – you are taking a risk. Especially these days.

Devil 14. Airline Flight back home

    • Arrgghh! Not sure what to say here.
    • Wear sneakers and travel with a carry-on unless your PJ is fueled up and waiting for you.
    • We always overpack anyway, don’t we?
  • Every flight our team and I have taken lately has been a connection footrace – or an overnight in the airport.
  • The airlines don’t want to buy you a night in a hotel.
  • So be prepared with this link – (Flyer’s rights)
  • If you booked through a Travel Agency and your flight is delayed/canceled etc…the Airline will tell you to call the travel agency.
  • That is bullshit. The Airlines are providing the service. Agencies are just resellers. Read the fine print.
  • Just be careful…..Airline rage can get you in all sorts of trouble these days. Being nice generally will get you want you want.

Devil 15. Bonus problem – Mother Nature.

  • Mother Nature can be a bitch.
  • Travel when she is on vacation – which in the Caribbean and Mexico is Nov – April.
  • And chose resorts in places like Cabo or Aruba where it seldom rains.
  • You don’t get your money back if she rains on your parade.

I hope all this helps.

And you now know all the nooks and crannies that issues can hide in.

Travel Safe and Stay Thirsty!


P.S.  FYI…..My team and I have been traveling all during this pandemic. 

I felt safer in Mexico, the DR or Jamaica – than I do here in Scottsdale AZ.

The people in tourism-driven countries are trying real hard not to get the spotlight shined on them.


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